This video answers the age-old question: Who would win in a fight — Gumby or a man in a Mexican Wrestler Mask, wearing a Speedo, with "Unicorns Are Real" written in Sharpie on his back?
Todd Wells' win at Cyclocross Nationals was truly just a freakish sideshow to the real main event: Gumby Vs. "Unicorns Are Real" Man. The arena was a muddy hillside and a murky puddle. Gumby brought his A-Game and spanked "Unicorns Are Real" Man, badly, before unmasking him in front of thousands of screaming Mascot-Fight fans. When the show was over, lacking something better to watch, the fans turned their attention to a bunch of skinny men riding around in circles in the mud.
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